13 Things About J-Dizzle

13 Things About J-Dizzle

 

1. My name is Jazlyn, obviously. But yet I have so many nicknames; J-Dizzle, J-Thug, Da-Jazzynator, Jazzy Wazzy and Eppsi Pepsi.
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   I have a horrible obsession with everything batman. I have a pair of batman socks, 2 pairs of earrings, 2 shirts, a bro tank, the dark knight trilogy, posters and even a batman build a bear. If I see anything batman I automatically have to look at it or compliment who ever owns it. Which also leads to my man crush on the beautiful Christian Bale. What a handsome man.
3. I love reading. I read like it's a race, but I just can't help it. I can finish a book in one setting if I really put my mind to it. This summer I read 15 books. I tend to get so captivated by the characters it's like I'm in the story with them. I even get so involved in the story line it takes me a bit to let go and realize it's just a book. I finished the Fifty Shades of Grey series within a week and for a month straight I caught myself comparing people or even myself to Christian Grey or Anastasia Steele, which sounds crazy, I know.
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5. I am absolutely terrified of ducks. They are my biggest fear. When I was 8 I got attacked by a flock of geese, ducks and anything in between. They were on top of my head, chasing me down the trail and gawking at me from afar. All while my mom laughed. What a great experience and now I refuse to take step towards any type of duck or look at them in the eye. I swear they are out to plot my death. There's actually a phobia for this, Anatidaephobia. Look it up ;)
6. I gave up on writing paragraphs for my 13 facts.
7. I have an obsession with hedgehogs. They're my favorite animal and I'm saving up $150 to get one for myself for Christmas
    
8. I hate lightening and thunder. Storms make me cry and I end up sleeping in the bed with my mom and dog.
    
9. My favorite colors are black and pink, but I promise I'm not emo.
    
10. My bestfriend is DeAndra Picou.
11. I have a Yorkie Poo named Bear and he is my baby. I dress him up in winter coats, he gets groomed once a month, we get him a Mohawk (sometimes I even dye it colors) and he wears bandanas. All the other female dogs seem to turn their heads around when they seem my Boo Bear strutting down the sidewalk. 
12. I love food. I spend all of my money on food. I breath food. I drink food. I taste food. I dream food. Food.
13. I'm lactose intolerant but I love cheese. I love it. Cheese is the bomb. Cheese is bae. Cheese is everything. String cheese, mozzarella sticks, cheese stuffed pasta shells, cheese pizza, cheesy bread, grilled cheese, salad with cheese, pasta with cheese, cheese ravioli. And I like cucumbers.
14. Chris Brown is my everything, I don't care what you have to say.

J-Dizzle out.